The best stories are the ones that end with a knife firmly embedded in a door.

On the one hand, I kinda wish I were making this up. But on the other hand... this is just so fucking cool.

And you have to admit, that does look pretty badass, doesn't it?

Oh, and, for the record, we weren't fighting or anything. It wasn't "you stupid bitch I'm'a cut you" or anything like that. We were just, y'know, curious, as to whether an exacto knife would stick into the door.

For all those who are also curious: It doesn't.

It bounces.