That's nice lady, but no one cares.

So, I was in the bagel shop this morning, and I was waiting, 'cause I wanted the one thing on the menu that requires the most work.

So I'm standing there, and the woman behind me orders a little bit of salad, and a yogurt. And the girl behind the counter sets up a tray for her, and she's like "Oh, I don't need napkins -- I'm an environmentalist."


Last time I checked, it still wasn't okay to wipe your hands on your pants. Even if you are a stuck up rich old lady.